When you try and sympathise with someone by reflecting on your personal experience with a problem and it comes off as you making it all about you
if i ever do this when i talk to you I promise i am trying to relate and sympathize not change the subject
My writing research has probably put me on some sort of watchlist by now.
I can’t not make puns, even when it jeopardizes my work.
You could say this is my…punishment.
eldritchlunch said: you should probably go to the hospital
I’m going to call my doctor early tomorrow morning if things continue the way they are. If the pain gets any worse, I WILL go back to the hospital.
I ran into my crush at the mailroom today, and just kind of offhandedly and jokily said “Hey dude! I’m sorry you were subjected to that awful Puerto Rican metal yesterday”
AND HE SAID HE ACTUALLy REALLY ENJOYED IT, SO WE HAD A PROPER (IF BRIEF) CONVERSATION AND I’M REALLY GLAD
mistercoventry said: worth it
HECK YES. SO WORTH IT. Stupid goblins never had a chance.
I played Dungeons and Dragons for 4 hours when I should have been at the hospital.
I was in a lot of pain but it was great and my warlock horribly murdered some goblins.
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs