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madeleineishere:

on the way to work this morning

madeleineishere:

on the way to work this morning


posted 2 hours ago






narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”


posted 3 hours ago






ithelpstodream:

Game of Thrones
Brienne of Tarth






readerwriterdancer:

One time, the Queen of England decided to knight a loyal member of her country who happened to be Jewish. 

This man knew that knights were supposed to say something in Latin as the Queen knighted them, but didn’t remember the line, so he quickly said “ma nishtana halaila hazeh micol haleilot”

This, of course, confused the Queen, who turned to her advisor and asked “Why is this knight different from all other knights?”


posted 3 hours ago







source:luckykk
posted 3 hours ago






spicyshimmy:

spicyshimmy:

*carries a redshirt with me but doesn’t wear it* it’s a metaphor for dying on away missions but i don’t put it on because i don’t actually want to die on away missions

the fault in our star trek


posted 3 hours ago






tastefullyoffensive:

[@vegantweeter]

posted 3 hours ago






golden-haired-mystery:

radzed:

current state of a windows xp emulation i started yesterday

i like to share the knowledge, piss master

golden-haired-mystery:

radzed:

current state of a windows xp emulation i started yesterday

i like to share the knowledge, piss master


source:radzed
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posted 3 hours ago






How to college:

  • drink coffee
  • cry